Contact Information:

Phone/Text: (540) 532-8330

Email: grannysgigglegrams@gmail.com

Attention Winchester, Virginia and Surrounding Towns! 

Does your grandma send birthday wishes via carrier pigeon? Well, fret no more! Granny's Giggle Grams is here to liven up your celebrations with the most hilariously off-key singing telegrams and Epically Awkward Musical Entrance this side of the Mason-Dixon Line!

That's right, folks! I'm your average granny with a voice that curdles milk and a wardrobe that could blind a fashion critic. But hey, at least I'll deliver your message with a smile!

Need to congratulate your niece on her promotion? I'll serenade her with a pitch-perfect rendition of "Happy Birthday" (because who needs accuracy, right?). Want to tell your buddy to loosen up? 

Imagine your loved one's face when I waltz through the door in my flowered housecoat and curlers, belting out a birthday ballad that sounds like a cat with a head cold. It's guaranteed to bring tears...of laughter, that is! 

So, if you want to see your loved one's face turn the color of a ripe tomato from laughter (or sheer terror), then Granny's your gal! I'm serving up Winchester and the surrounding areas with the sweetest (and most earworm-inducing) serenades this side of the retirement home.

Booking is easy! Just call me at (540-532-8330) and prepare for a musical experience you won't soon forget (or maybe ever will forget...depends on your tolerance for tone-deaf grandmas).

Prices starting at a shockingly low rate (because, frankly, I need the money for hearing aids). 

Just remember, earplugs not included! 

The Granny Costume Collection

Previous Victims (Just Kidding) "aka" Recipients 

Pricing Information:

In Person Singing Telegrams - Pricing*

      * $60 for local, up to 10 miles 

     * $75 for 11-20 miles

     *Over 20 miles is solely at the discretion of Granny

    (Mileage rates for locations from Zip Code 22603 Winchester, Virginia. Google Maps is what mileage app I reference)

*The Singing Telegrams include a Costumed Character from the Costume Collection, a grand musical entrance to a song of your choice (I carry a speaker) to get attention, a few epically awkward Granny dance moves and the performance will end with me singing Happy Birthday, Happy Anniversary, Congratulations or whatever occasion they are celebrating Song.

 **Performances may or may not last 5 mins. and no more than 15 mins max.**

Video Singing Telegrams - Pricing $25*

I offer hilarious video telegrams delivered straight to your loved one's phone (assuming they haven't blocked spam calls... just sayin').

*The Video Telegram includes a Costumed Character from the Costume Collection, a musical entrance to a song of your choice, a few epically awkward Granny dance moves and the performance will end with me singing Happy Birthday, Happy Anniversary, Congratulations or whatever occasion they are celebrating Song.

 **Performances may or may not last 5 mins. and no more than 15 mins max.**

Website: grannysgigglegrams.com

Email: grannysgigglegrams@gmail.com

Booking and Questions: (540) 532-8330